We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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