I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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