You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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