chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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