It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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