i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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