my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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