Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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