You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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