The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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