how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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