i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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