you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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