So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
