Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Randomize
