i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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