im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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