Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
