wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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