like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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