More tranny stories later!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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