Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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