just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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