u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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