P.S. I can't hear my feet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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