I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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