it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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