Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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