love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's never too late to be topless.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
