i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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