who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We're facebook friends in real life
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
