if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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