dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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