I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
tell me about the eggs
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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