it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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