Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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