ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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