I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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