This is not my ceiling
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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