So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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