It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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