so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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