True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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