i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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