Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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