I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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