its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Randomize
