great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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