gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
True but thats because hes a fetus.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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