dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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