Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize