it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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